Kelty.org

update: youtube blocked this video “on copyright grounds,” but then I told them about my rights and they seem to have decided I have them. For now.

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Daughter: (Brandishing piece of bread) What kind of bread is this?
Father: Naan.
Daughter: So it’s not bread?
Father: no, it’s Naan. Naaaaaaan.
Daughter: Mmm.

Born Wed. June 3rd, 2009, at 4:30 am. 7lbs 2oz. A mercifully short labor for mom free of any and all complications, followed by a quick and happy recovery. Dad’s epidural wore off too soon, but he’s pulling through. Which was a good thing, because beginning at 9am on Thursday [...]

Theodore (Ted) Alexis Kelty died peacefully at home, February 26th, 2009, with his wife, Anne, and two sons, Christopher and Kevin, at his side. Ted was born in 1935 to Paul Deane Kelty and Alvina Schwindt in Denver, Colorado and lived in Cheyenne, Wyoming with his sister Sharon. Their father Paul died [...]